You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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