if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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