we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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