like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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