david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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