WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize