there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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