i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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