Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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