just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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