White coat. Heels.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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