Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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