Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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