just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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