your thong is hanging out like whoa
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The Olympian is in my bed
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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