He is an equal opportunity slut.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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