planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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