TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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