She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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