After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i think my cat just said my name.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
