Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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