Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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