yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Are we still banned from the library?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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