I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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