do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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