She's JV to your varsity
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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