he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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