if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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