We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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