Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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