do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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