I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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