margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
