did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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