she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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