Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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