At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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She needs sedatives and a leash
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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