Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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