Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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