Are we in a gay sports bar?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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