i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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