Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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