It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize