i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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