I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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