Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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