Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
