Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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