Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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