I think I won the penis lottery.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The Olympian is in my bed
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