At least make sure they are 18
Why
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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