The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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