I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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