Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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