NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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